
Villa Escudero is on the grounds of a working farm, but you wouldn’t know that without reading a bit or wandering off the carefully groomed grounds. An engaging hostess met us at the well appointed reception area, arranged (nonalcoholic) welcoming drinks for us, provided a bit of background, and collected our entry fee. I think spending a few days would be the best way to enjoy the resort, but our friends’ travel schedule didn’t allow for an overnight stay. We opted for a “day use” package at 1200 PhP (about $25) per person. That’s expensive by Filipino standards, but we thought the price was well worth it. Admission included use of the facilities, carabao cart rides between points of interest, and a wonderful nine-course lunch. That’s right, 9 courses! My wife did the counting, I was too busy eating.
Lunch was served in an outdoor restaurant at the base of a dam. Water pouring over the 30 foot wide spillway falls around 20 feet into a shallow pool with a concrete floor. Adventurous diners can eat at tables in the pool with water rushing around their feet, but my wife (remember her? She counts courses) was wearing good shoes so we ate in a shaded alcove overlooking the pond.

After lunch, we wandered along the lake formed by the dam. Many guests stay in rustic appearing cabins along the lake’s edge. Shaded verandas at each cabin extend over the water and I would have been happy curling up with a good book, or two. More conventional lodgings are set back from the water and tastefully screened by luxuriant plants. Recreational opportunities include bamboo rafting and an appealing three pool swimming area with water slides and a Jacuzzi. We also found our way to a small chapel, a couple well disguised meeting areas, and another restaurant or two. I hedge on the numbers because activity areas are separated by well tended plant walls and I’m not certain that we saw all, or even most.

We finished our visit with a stop at the family museum. I found it to be a disappointing hodge podge of collectibles without unifying themes or interpretation. However, none of my companions shared my reaction and I’m probably over thinking things. Forgive me, at one point in my career, I oversaw a graduate program in museology and critical thinking is an endemic fault among retired professors.
For more about Villa Escudero, visit their web site at http://www.villaescudero.com/
Now, the horror story. We finished our visit around 4 PM and planned to stop for a relaxing dinner on the way home. Instead, we found ourselves in a driving nightmare. The brilliant blue skies of the morning had been replaced by ominous clouds, streaks of lightening, and heavy thunderstorms. Open roads that we followed in the morning were now endless miles of bumper to bumper traffic. Busses and trucks tried to bully everyone while tricycles and jeepneys filled every open spot. In developed areas, even pedestrians were moving faster than we were.
The stress filled drive home took more than four hours and our relaxing dinner was replaced by take out pizza from a roadside stand. By the end of the day, I was grateful for the bottle of bourbon waiting for me at home and my “cool down” time gave me a chance to reflect. Not even the nightmare drive dimmed my fondness for Villa Escudero and I think I have discovered the secret of an enjoyable visit. Drive there in the morning, spend a night or two in one of the lakeside cabins, drive home … IN THE MORNING, and pray for good weather.


